GENETIC SURVIVOR
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Can you roll the edges of your tongue together to make a tube?
Do you have dimples in your cheeks?
PermaSmog
Success!The queen wants no one but her to have a heart-shaped head. Off with their head!
Success!Robots that we created to mow down grass are revolting. They hover about 5’6” (168 cm) above the ground and use their blades to dispense with anyone in thier range.
Nightmare in Wonderland
Hairline
Success!If you can roll your tongue, these deadly tongue parasites can’t attach.
Photic Sneeze
Failure.Robots that we created to mow down grass are revolting. They hover about 5’6” (168 cm) above the ground and use their blades to dispense with anyone in thier range.
Failure.The queen wants no one but her to have a heart-shaped head. Off with their head!
Tongue Rolling
Success!Complete with bright flashing cameras, they come to eat the brains of all yummy humans. Their one deadly weakness is exposure to human sneeze spray.
Failure.If you can roll your tongue, these deadly tongue parasites can’t attach.
Mower Bots
Gone Wrong
Dimples
Failure.Complete with bright flashing cameras, they come to eat the brains of all yummy humans. Their one deadly weakness is exposure to human sneeze spray.
Height
Tongue
Parasites
SELECT YOUR TRAITS
Zombie
Paparazzi
Does bright light make you sneeze?
Failure.The vampires have pointed hairlines, like Dracula. If you have a pointed hairline the vampires assume you are one of them and don’t attack.
Success!People who are at least 5’6” (168 cm) tall can breathe above the layer of deadly pollution.
Success!Even killer grandmas are a sucker for cuteness. Anyone with dimples is safe from attack.
Success!An evil scientist who was teased in middle school for not being able to roll his tongue created an airborne virus that causes taste buds to stick together. Only those who can’t roll their tongue will still be able to eat.
Failure.People who are at least 5’6” (168 cm) tall can breathe above the layer of deadly pollution.
HOW DID YOU DO?
Failure.Even killer grandmas are a sucker for cuteness. Anyone with dimples is safe from attack.
Success!Sneezers alert the stalkers to their presence. Only the non-sneezers avoid getting gobbled up.
Failure.An evil scientist who was teased in middles school for not being able to roll his tongue created an airborne virus that causes taste buds to stick together. Only those who can’t roll their tongue will still be able to eat.
If these events happen, your chance of reproducing is high! Odd are good that you’ll have kids, and that they’ll inherit your helpful trait variations. Unless conditions change dramatically, your blood line will likely continue for many generations.
Attack of the Killer Grandmas
Failure.Sneezers alert the stalkers to their presence. Only the non-sneezers avoid getting gobbled up.
Lingua
Adherens
Blind Desert Stalkers
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If these events happen, you will likely survive long enough to reproduce. It will take some luck, but your kids may surivive long enough to have kids themselves. Your odds of having surviving descendants in 500 years are about 50/50.
If these events happen, odds are you won’t survive long enough to reproduce. If you do have kids, they’ll likely inherit your harmful trait variations. Your blood line is all but doomed to die out within a few generations.
Success!A deadly strain of bacteria is resistant to every antibiotic. They get caught in dimples and you cant wash it off.
Failure.A deadly strain of bacteria is resistant to every antibiotic. They get caught in dimples and you cant wash it off.
RESULTS
Success!The vampires have pointed hairlines, like Dracula. If you have a pointed hairline the vampires assume you are one of them and don’t attack.
Cheek-Eating Bacteria
Does your hairline come to a point in the middle of your forehead?
Vampire Apocalypse
Are you 5’6” (168 cm) tall or more?
Things Stay the Same
Neither of these things happens
Your traits have neither a positive or negetive effect.
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